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If speaking up gets you fired, kicked out, disenfranchised, or otherwise, but helps end an injustice, you have lived a life worth living.
Don't click links that say "WTF" or you too will commit involuntary Twitter-beastiality.
Now that you know a gay man was instrumental in the creation of the computer, you're not allowed to use the Internet for anti-gay rhetoric.
Real Christians are like ninjas. If they come in with trumpets and banners, they're not the real deal.
Remember all the incontrovertible proof the administration offered about Iraq's WMD program? Remember how you ate it up?
Admitting defeat is less pathetic than pretending you won. It also helps you move on to the next battle and win it.
Idiocy by itself is harmless. Idiocy paired with arrogance is, well, civilization was a good experiment.
You are what you are, and you are multitudes. You are not three or four neat categories. You're a hot mess. Don't simplify yourself. Be you.
A bird in the hand is either dead or well trained.
What are the odds of / a tunnel of light through fog / straight to the half moon? #haiku #fb
Busier than a cat fart in a roomful of rocking chairs on the Enterprise in a solar windstorm on a Saturday and mixing metaphors like a boss.
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I always experience existential extirpation whenever I see a 404 page that reads, "This page doesn't exist."
Tried being normal, but it only made me start going crazy. So I finished going crazy and now I'm normal for me. The end.
Towering intellect and purveyor of dolphin-unsafe tuna. Your cousin calls me a writer and humorist. There is no death, only naps; so goes my never-ending rant.