Hurricane, Hurricane, Hurricane, Hurricane, EARTHQUAKE, EARTHQUAKE, Hurricane, Hurricane, Hurricane, (It's a snake! Oh it's a snake!)

So we have a hurricane hanging out in the Atlantic and an earthquake on the US Eastern Seaboard? I'm keeping a lookout for Godzilla.

Wanted: Episode of Doctor Who w/ cameo by Robert Picardo where The Doctor asks him to please state the nature of his medical emergency.

Taking a moment to remember the last crew of the Shuttle Columbia, which was destroyed 9 years ago today.

My twitter feed is ecstatic. My Facebook feed is posting consoling Bible verses. #fourmoreyears

If your Star Trek game can be described as "a cover based shooter immerses players in...action-packed combat", you bought the wrong license.

It's hard to disagree with this. RT @themichaelmoran ... I have found the best dog costume of all time. http://t.co/1hvfIj5M

If you make the skin if The Groundhog into a coat, it will make you invisible to witches. #groundhogfacts

Just want to point out: "{X} would lose to Batman" is not denigrating {X}. *Superman* would lose to Batman. Batman's just that good.

THIS IS FANTASTIC http://t.co/ZIgGvNaw #books

Reading twitter on my phone, I realize I can’t feel my phone in my pocket and start to freak out that I lost the phone that I am staring at.

#ILoveProgramming because, using only my will, I get to call forth things that never existed before. It's a heady experience!

@cthulhuchick And chemicals are made of atoms and atoms are possibly made of vibrating energy. This, incidentally, explains toddlers.

Mitt Romney: Don't you think he looks tired?

Watching Return of the King (Extended Edition) and taking a drink every time it ends.

Shepherd tricks the Reapers into tweeting the word "iPad". They are then shutdown by a deluge of spam. #me3spoilers

The long nightmare of not being able to give money to Yoko Ono and Steve Jobs simultaneously is FINALLY OVER.

Disney put "Paperman" on YouTube! Huzzah!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTLySbGoMX0 … Go watch it if you haven't seen it!

My pumpkin patch brings the Great Pumpkin to the yard. Damn right, it’s sincerer than yours.

Deleting the iTunes podcasts off of the iPhone. It's official. I'm a full-fledged @downcastapp user.