Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Costa might save the world from mediocre coffee if they stopped selling it
Playing football manager type game on the bus, on a tablet that isnt an ipad = TRAGIC!
When my final snooze goes off i just scream "WHY ME?!" in my head.
Free cake. Carrot cake. The best cake!
You dont have to RT the same person 20 times. I hated them after the first one.
Chris Martin is one of your idols? You're a self righteous prick too then!
Why are there so many smelly dreadlock people? Cut your hair and have a wash you dirty bastard!
OMG, someone actually put their education as level 2 maths on facebook. Please die.
twitter is a lifestyle choice
Seriously, who actually has a Windows phone?!
I'm not cool, I'm not hip, I probably don't like your favourite band and I don't give a fuck