Today is "9-10-11" you'll never be able to say this again in your lifetime. So you might as well Retweet it.

Halloween isn't really that different than any other day... everyone's still pretending to be someone or something they’re not

who else does this ?

1. wets toothbrush

2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush

3. wets toothbrush again

4. starts brushing teeth

There's always some truth behind "just kidding"; knowledge behind "I don't know"; emotion behind "I don't care"; & pain behind "I'm okay."

Roses are red,
Facebook is blue,
No mutual friends,
I'm not adding you.

#800DollarsForAniPhone That thing better find 2pac, solve biggies murder, find the real slim shadey & find out what Chief Keef likes!!

Year 2392 - Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!" Mother: "Don't worry, I'll sing u this ancient lullaby... Party rock is in the house tonight..."”

Don't flatter yourself. I sent a friend request, not a marriage proposal.

THICK is when you have a flat stomach & a fat ass & some thighs . . . if you got the thighs & booty AND a big ass stomach , you just fat .

I better not wake up to any texts from you #ItsOnlySEX”

Taylor Swift is the new relationship advice columnist for Seventeen magazine. That's like trying to cure cancer with cancer

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love.
Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

If you treat me right I'll treat you better."

"In a relationship" means back the hell off

The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind being there for you. I just mind being the one you run to just because everyone else is busy.

I met Eminem once, he was pretty awkward; His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

Some girls date bad boys because they think they can “Fix them.” Stop it, he is not a broken car and you are not a mechanic”