Average weight of pig at slaughter 72.7kg, rasher of bacon = 25g, pig levy up $0.90 per pig. #Bacontax = $0.000309491 per rasher of bacon.

Fox News Accidentally Uses Photo of Same-Sex Couple to Illustrate Article On the Importance of Heterosexual Marriage  http://m.gawker.com/5982945/fox-news-accidentally-uses-photo-of-same+sex-couple-to-illustrate-article-about-the-importance-of-heterosexual-marriage …

POLICY DOES WHAT IT’S INTENDED TO SCANDAL http://t.co/ccEBxCkn

Abbott “People are hungry for big ideas”

Carbon pricing, NBN, NDIS, Mining Tax, Plain Paper Packaging obviously don’t count.

Crowdfund a journalist who’s job it is to ask politicians crowdsourced questions and then write up the answers and put them in the cloud.

Homebrand Alfoil $0.39/m2. #Tinfoil hat = 30cm x 30cm, $0.09 per hat. 4.1% increase in Al post #carbontax = $0.00369 increase per hat. Safe.

Please RT if you would like Catherine Deveny not to be on Twitter.

Why buying a house is just paying for baby boomers' emotional decisions http://t.co/onYwKM1e

"The Australian government has no in-principle objection to extradition [to face potential death penalty]" http://t.co/4YJTB9I4

Dear Austria, can Australia have your entry in Eurovision next year no one will notice

Love science but don't want to be in a lab for the rest of your life? SCIENCE CIRCUS applications now open! http://t.co/xDYwZlkA

We will decide who is an authentic aborigine and the circumstances in which they aborigine

Reckon we can all talk about complex science a little better? We're making a doco, and we're asking for your help http://t.co/fgkXpwWP

Controversial, adj: Used by journalists to describe situations in which they couldn’t be bothered calling out liars.

“People have come to mistrust science” says leading pusher of that mistrust  http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/climate-damage-doomsdayers-have-led-to-a-surge-in-hocus-pocus-ideas/story-e6frezz0-1226619889625 …

Updating my LinkedIn profile to be leader of @lulzsec

All Gillard has to do to win the election is tap into the political genius of her Twitter supporters

DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE WHEN MARGARET THATCHER DIED YOU ARE SITTING ON TWITTER

Were you a boxer at Oxford at the same time Tony Abbott was there? Did you punch him in the face? Can I interview you?

Choose your own tweet!
a) Critique US foreign policy
b) Vent bigotry
c) Attack bigotry
d) Critique media
e) Sympathy
f) Empathy
g) Meta