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  • willstagg
      Will Stagg @willstagg

    Girls pair up to go to the restroom because there are ping pong tables in there.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    I eat Blow Pops everyday because gum shouldn't be held prisoner like that. You're free, little man. You're free.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    I scored a sausage maker for super cheap today, so now I can eat cased ice cream and spaghetti while I drive.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    The screen told me to "insert card again" but I read it as "insert cardigan" and now we have a problem at pump 8.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    The gas pump told me to "insert card again" but I read it as "insert cardigan" and now we have a problem at pump 8.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    C is short for O

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    College is all about how far your vehicle can make it on E.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    I'd hate being a doctor cause that's way too much stuff to be Googling all day.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    If you want to wear Uggs today but don't because people will make fun of you, that still counts as wearing them.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    Ladies, there is NOTHING more attractive than you pursuing the heart of God. Everything else is fabricated.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: at my house you can wake up at noon and watch 20 episodes of The Walking Dead for free

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    Anytime that I ever think my parents didn't raise me right, I go back and remember that my Facebook profile picture isn't of my truck.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    Only two scenarios of my college career. 1: "I BOMBED that test." Failed it. 2: "I freakin showed that test who's boss!" Failed it.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    This garage sale sucks. Only one garage here and someone already owns it.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    Richard Sherman has been waiting for that moment ever since Crabtree wrote that he was gay in their high school yearbook.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    Girls, our utility bills are cheaper than yours because we don't turn the water faucet on while we pee when company is over.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    If I won the lottery, the first thing I'd do is get Super Unleaded gas.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    People down south are a lot more attractive than people up north. Also, people react much differently to that statement up north.

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      Will Stagg @willstagg

    On the iPhone 6 if you try to take a mirror pic, the phone explodes and your brains go everywhere.

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