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If you lie to me about stupid shit I'll assume you lie about important stuff as well and I won't believe a damn word you say ever again
There's a special place in hell for people who tweet after ignoring a text.
These things I'm so concerned with, they don't mean anything
I lose my dog every single night. I probably shouldn't have kids for awhile
Couldn't find my teddy bear and flipped like three different kinds of shit because I'm 21
The amount of KFC I have consumed this week makes me think I might be black...
Girls are such bitches
My mind is a scary place
Really time to stop worrying about everybody else and start focusing on me.
Love how perfectly coke bottle lids fit on whiskey bottles. God knows we always lose the whiskey lid.
Some lady at the gas station completely serious: "Is ROTR some kind of cattle herding show?".. No.
Making things worse since 1991
Hell is an interstate and all the other drivers are from Ohio