STOP. Paris Hilton signed to YMCMB? I'm done.

Are you a black male? Do you tend to like white girls? Well then Villanova University is the place for you!

my response to a question in the dining hall survey. I like to be dramatic. pic.twitter.com/rk3TwaXznV

mothers day is great for all the guys out there because we get an idea of how you will look in 35 years. #futurewives #lookintothefuture

I love Tim Tebow and respect him as a QB and as a person but can we please take him off the news. The media ruined his career.

"I wish we never fucked, and I mean that
But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome"

SAT's are today? So is FMR. Must be a day from hell.

Assets = liabilties + stockholders equity is the root of all evil.

I wonder what cat they killed to make these chicken nuggets

ive been home for 7 hours and im already ready to go back to Nova. I just like the freedom I have there.

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13

No omeletes today... What is this fuckery?

Jason Collins is the first openly gay player in the NBA. Good on you Jason.

Justin brown to the Steelers. Harmon to the Pats. DELAWARE IS KILLIN IT

today rumors become reality. Today is the pinnacle of my year.Today is the 1st round of the NFL Draft #inlove #nfldraft #draftnik

REYNOLDS CHOSE NOVA!!!

one of these days im actually gonna send someone a Starbucks giftcard for their birthday via facebook.

when a car pulls up slow next to me, I think im gonna get shot. Then I remember I live in hockessin and they probs just want directons

if you want to know how lazy I am when I am at home. its 3:14 and I still haven't injested food or drink of any kind.

I whip the minivan so hard betches think im a soccer mom