Whenever I think of Turing I’m all, “Thank goodness our government wouldn’t hound a computer genius until he killed himself today.”

Still angry how in 2001 Apple used their illegal monopoly of 3% of the market to force us into this hellish nightmare of devices that work.

If you like code you wrote a year ago you may not be learning fast enough to be a programmer.

I can’t believe you guys are still on Mountain Lion. That’s SO last week.

http://t.co/hQtTDP55

Which launch video is this the first frame of?
a) iPad 2
b) iMac 2008
c) iPhone 3
d) iPad mini
e) Every single one

 http://yfrog.com/ke9sqip 

Sony's best Portal 2 marketing tie-in has to be putting Wheatley in charge of PSN. Brilliant!

My jaw was literally dropped watching this. No, I really mean “literally.”

“@codinghorror: quantum levitation http://t.co/BG7j4a5P”

Dear iPhone: 100% of the time that I delete a capital letter and type the same letter again, I mean I want it lowercase.

This is the best photo caption ever published on ars technica or any site.

http://t.co/MTwWTq7p

If you're too poor to afford a Mac OS X device, I feel bad for you, but don't try to tell me the crap you settled on is somehow better.

Before I accept your position on the impossibility of man affecting the climate, I'd like to know your thoughts on pregnant virgins.

At this point I expect the next superhero movie they make will reboot itself halfway through.

So, in March the Android™ Xoom™ shipped maybe 100,000 units, and iPad 2 shipped about 2,500,000?

Hmm, yup, iOS is dead. Long live Android™!

Look, RIM’s not going to die. They’re going to get acquired.

For, like, $3 and half a burrito.

Also, Canadian dollars.

It's just typical that Christ gets to come twice but Mary didn't even get to come once.

87% of Android developers say fragmentation is a problem.
2% say it's an issue.
3% say conundrum.
4.3% dilemma.
1% mess.
2.3% obstacle.

In case you missed last night’s tweet storm, Colin Law has gathered the data:

“Apple's Jony Ive listing to port”

 http://yfrog.com/mnwx9buj 

You guys just totally forgot about "Don't be evil," huh?

http://t.co/MOM9OAt

AppleInsider: “Intel details Thunderbolt as exclusive to Apple until 2012”

Know what I DON’T want in an interconnect standard? Exclusivity.

Shakespeare once said, “First thing we do, let’s kill all the C++ programmers.”