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You are at work. There are emails to the North.
> answer email
Three more appear.
> answer emails
Twelve more appear.
You cannot run.
“Mobile users want to see our menu, hours, and delivery number. Desktop users definitely want this 1mb png of someone smiling at a salad.”
To reliably clear AJAX from your IE cache:
• Shut down VM
• Power off MBP
• Encase MBP in cement
• Fire cement into sun
• Purchase new MBP
Remember that time the Motion Picture Association spent millions of dollars trying to push SOPA through?
Anyway, enjoy your awards show.
Just coded a page so broken in IE6 that elements are showing up on my roommate's computer, the TV, and I think I saw a div in the microwave.
Starting a carpentry blog in the style of a dev blog. “Redefining saws.” “Hammers are useless; they can’t do plumbing.” “Shingles: a fad?”
Might be “an element in Internet Explorer” this Halloween. I’ll just stand a foot to the left of where I would normally stand, at all times.
“I have seen a poorly-made sandwich. Thus sandwiches are a flawed methodology, and all sandwiches are doomed to failure forever.”
“What an ugly porch! I’m gonna go home and build a porch in my yard to show everybody how a porch should look!”
That’s you, internet.
This #SOPA hearing is like watching a bunch of nursing home residents being forced to debate the best Lil’ Wayne album.
No, Adobe Bridge. ADOBE BRIDGE. NO. DOWN. DOO-oown—down. Good. Christ, where do you keep coming fro– ADOBE BRIDGE. NO.
We disagree on a lot of things, internet, but I think we can ALL agree that anyone using spaces for code indentation is a goddamned monster.
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my ability to focus on a single task the most that guy has a weird phone what stop is next I’m hungry.
Reminder: you carry around a tiny sheet of glass with access to the sum of all human knowledge.
Anyway, build cool websites today, guys.
“… you mean Bandersnatch Cummerbund.”
“Balthazar Chronotrigger, yeah.”
“No—‘Balaclava Cambozola.’ Sound it out.”