Dear Geraldo Rivera: I'll use small words so you can follow me, okay?Hoodies don't kill people. Paranoid racists with guns kill people.

Dear Congress and President Obama: What part of your oath to uphold and defend the Constitution do you not understand? #SOPA #NDAA

Everyone who apparently forgot what Chris Brown did to Rhianna should read the police report on exactly what he did: http://t.co/g7OQo1aD

This is a stupid fuck up of EPIC proportions, PayPal. Make it right. Admit you screwed up, and make it right. http://t.co/9gFswAQ9

For my birthday tomorrow, I want July 29th to henceforth be known as Don't Be A Dick Day: http://t.co/pTo7xizG #DontBeADickDay

GUYS LOOK THERE IS WATER ON MARS. http://t.co/e5G6uTbC

Wow. @progressive Insurance is a pretty despicable company. The company's conduct here is just appalling: http://t.co/kdQT8OdX

Money House GOP spent today on creating jobs: $0. Money GOP spent on reaffirming "In God We Trust": $215,000. We are governed by children.

So the LAPD decides which media outlets get to cover the eviction of #occupyla? And the press is going along with this? Shame on them all.

Hey, #OccupyWallStreet, I am 100% behind you, and I *really* want you to read this, because it's *great* advice: http://t.co/Vp80ohxI

The LAPD has allowed 12 reporters to cover the eviction of #OccupyLA. That a police force can "allow" media to cover anything disgusts me.

Wow, @netflix formed a Super PAC to push SOPA-style laws. Way to ruin the Internet that made your business possible, jerks.

@georgetakei: I have a million dollar idea for you, George. A cologne, designed by you, called... EAU MY.

Dear Bigots: You lose again. Signed, The 21st Century.

I am incredibly irritated by all the people who didn't give a fuck about Whitney Houston 8 hours ago who suddenly care a whole lot about her

I can't stop laughing at the bigots who celebrated their solidarity with each other by gorging themselves on shitty fast food. Bravo, jerks.

Any congressman who votes YES on #NDAA should be immediately removed from office for violating their oath to defend the Constitution.

We're STILL on about who is and isn't a geek? Do you like a thing? Are you geeky for it? If yes, you're a geek. That's awesome. THE END.

BTW, if you think police brutality is awesome, and "those kids deserved what they got" just un-fucking-follow me. Then set yourself on fire.

"I sure am glad the SyFy channel is doing more reality shows, instead of original Science Fiction shows!" - Nobody, ever.