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Dear Geraldo Rivera: I'll use small words so you can follow me, okay?Hoodies don't kill people. Paranoid racists with guns kill people.
Dear Congress and President Obama: What part of your oath to uphold and defend the Constitution do you not understand? #SOPA #NDAA
Please learn and understand the difference between freedom of speech, and freedom from consequences. Thanks so much.
Seriously, though, if all I’m remembered for is telling a little girl that it’s OK to be a nerd, and to be compassionate, I’m ok with that.
Imagine what would happen if you made an effort to be kind to every person you encountered today. Actually, don’t imagine it; do it.
"Do you hate beer, or yourself?" - my inner thoughts, when I hear someone order a Coors Light.
Roses are red,
Because they are bathed in the blood of our vanquished enemies.
Violets are watching you.
All hail the glow cloud.
Shut the fuck up forever, Jenny McCarthy. People are dead because of you.
"He went to Jared."
"No, the guy from Subway. Worst. Valentine's. Day. Ever. "