I often sit on a bus and believe I am in a music video.

What is instagram? Is that like a dealer who actually turns up on time?

#ff @fi_mad @lizayvettegrove @etchedheadplate @aliduncs @sind357 @mrcuntdeville just do it

@bill_hicks_rip on saturday we will see rare and unseen footage of Bill Hicks....does that mean Denis Leary will be there with a notepad?

#ff there is a lot of love here @mrcuntdeville @amyliz_ @sind357 @tweeterjak @peachybumno1 do if you have mangina or not

My tickets for The Black Keys have arrived #FuckYeah

I feel for any young girl who wants 2 be like Rihanna or Cheryl geordie. they get tattooed on their hand....those women don't do the dishes.

Please excuse me while I learn to grow up

Gotta admit I could eat another http://t.co/Y1rqARsh

@fi_mad what's a jammer?

@mrcuntdeville nah I just normally think he is Akon

Really!?,"@mrcuntdeville: @fi_mad haha. Thanks. I forget how ridiculous I can be, sometimes."

@angie_oreo @fi_mad sorry to interupt, but I have seen a convo about Anal end up in a Harry Potter reference

The first step is admitting your an arsehole

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

Heard a northerner trying to use cockney rhyming slang.....thats almost as bad as an STD

Sarcasm: Enthusiasm gone wrong.

I went to the doctors, he told me I'll live....but he wouldn't recommend it

My Name is Mark and I am a recovering Juggalo

BadFirstDateQuestions you don't mind If my mum joins us do you?