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I often sit on a bus and believe I am in a music video.
What is instagram? Is that like a dealer who actually turns up on time?
My tickets for The Black Keys have arrived #FuckYeah
I feel for any young girl who wants 2 be like Rihanna or Cheryl geordie. they get tattooed on their hand....those women don't do the dishes.
Please excuse me while I learn to grow up
The first step is admitting your an arsehole
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
Heard a northerner trying to use cockney rhyming slang.....thats almost as bad as an STD
Sarcasm: Enthusiasm gone wrong.
I went to the doctors, he told me I'll live....but he wouldn't recommend it
My Name is Mark and I am a recovering Juggalo
BadFirstDateQuestions you don't mind If my mum joins us do you?
its always funny until someone gets hurt...then its Just hilarious. Bill Hicks