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Is there a culture which still eats it's children? I'm planning my summer vacation.
I can scientifically prove that alcohol doesn't warm you up: I have a BAC around .3 and frostbitten toes. You can shoot the St. Bernard now.
The kids are refusing veggies again. Nobody ingests The Spinach Imposition!
Cranky children? There's a nap for that.
There's nothin' two sticks of Twix can't fix, but it is damn hard to swap a transmission on a Toyota with them.
Hostess is back in bankruptcy. Time to start hording again. (Actually, they're in bankruptcy because I quit them after high school.)
Two whole days without touching a Mac. I feel so clean. (Though I did shower before my first day of work.) Posted from my iPhone. Damnit.
Somehow, I'm not thinking that the rapture is going to have any affect upon the employee count at Fox News. Just a hunch.
(Mission Impossible plays in the background.). I round a dark corner, cast my gaze about, swing open the door... Damn. Empty fridge again.
Behind bar toilet: stickers, graffiti, unending. In front: nearly bare paint. Guess the primary gender of bar vandals.
I'm taking bets on the cause of the end of the world this weekend. Has anyone checked our local planning office in Alpha Centurai? #hhgttg
My current programming platform has less memory than my first computer (#CoCo.) I'll take "Digital Claustrophobia" for $1024, Alex. #Arduino
Some people leave their keys or wallet at the bar. Some leave ultrasecret iPhone prototypes. Me, somehow I always seem to leave my dignity.
The Easter Bunny brought too much beer and curry. Please, no more hopping unless you brought along a barf-proof basket.
So far today: #Guinness in a can. Guinness in a bottle. Guinness from draft. Have I missed anything?
Insomnia, scotch, Ritz crackers, and The Empire Strikes Back. Your jealousy is undignified, but understandable.
I've slept for two of the last 42 hours and I'm still wide awake. How long does this Lent thing go on? I want my horse tranquilizers back.
"Modern nuclear power is unsafe" is like "Computers are slow if I can't play Doom on an Eniac." Tech has changed since Fukushima's day:1968.