Today is the day of the cat, lost for an entire afternoon in a murmuration daydream @postsecret

As you correctly pointed out, I ain’t never caught a rabbit, but I don’t understand why that should compromise our friendship

Coastal Authority reports freighter, heavily loaded with a shipment of butterfly skulls from the Orient to Egypt, lost in the monsoon

Canary in a coal mine: “Do I smell gas? Please tell me that’s not gas. RT if you smell gas.”

Gracie, in dark green sweater & brown skirt, walked to the end of the pier, threw the Ouija board into the stormy ocean, then turned and ran

I just thought of a mildly funny rejoinder to a comment a friend made in 1991. Seriously, brain? This is how you devote your neurons?

I talk to my Christmas trees. I feel like I betray them when I put them on the curb.

It's so ordinary to be a human that we tend to overlook the fact that we're powerful. We fly. We communicate by tapping on glass. We taste.

Today is the day of the armadillo who imagined a monumental library containing all the writings of the great armadillo minds #respect

Today is the day of feeling a fondness for humans because they make the coolest things you ever saw

Today is the day of that moment you’d probably like to get back

Today is the day of dreaming the magnificent peach, then acting on that

That last tweet is by @guyendorekaiser from a year ago. Deserves retweeting at least once a year

wiremesa's post on Vine  https://vine.co/v/btudeYq9ztu 

It doesn’t add up. Jed becomes an oil millionaire and his kinfolk say move away? Got to be something to that story they’re not telling us

The outraged mime bought an imaginary 9x19mm Grandpower K100 Slovak semi-automatic handgun #nobackgroundcheck #boxofammo

That awkward moment said nobody ever (I wish)

We all found some measure of relief after we pushed the unreliable narrator out of the car in a remote corner of the Mojave #going90

Me: I can’t do anything until I’ve had my coffee
Robot: The rise of the machines is going to take half an hour, tops

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each, so I don’t think the breathalyzer is going to let me start my car