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Penny: He's impossible.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable"
Ha ha! Don't know where I saw this. A girlfriend is allowed a maximum of 3-male friends. The father, the son & the holy spirit.
Two kinds of people who will never know if people laugh at their jokes coz they're funny.
2. Beautiful women.
RAO saying there was a conspiracy to give him a blackout by local media. Then someone asked how come & S.K Macharia is right next to him.
Guys who are not on Twitter but are always on their phones, what are they doing?
Didn't realize how much listening to an eloquent speech as Uhuru Kenyatta's would make me proud of this country.
The girls stay home past 25. Save all their bills money and buy a car. Then it changes to why do you still take the bus. LOL. Can't keep up.
#BadLuckBrayo turned down by a girl in his dream.
I don't think we fully understand the gravity of having leaders using this country as a shield. Selfish interests!
If you hadn't seen this & bank w/ Standard Chartered, please check your acc. & change your ATM PIN urgently. Reports of ATM fraud all over.
#DearFutureWife I hope you're all curled up at your house with a movie on or samn. Not like all these girls in this club I'm at... lol
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