Penny: He's impossible.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable"

Ha ha! Don't know where I saw this. A girlfriend is allowed a maximum of 3-male friends. The father, the son & the holy spirit.

Two kinds of people who will never know if people laugh at their jokes coz they're funny.
1. Bosses.
2. Beautiful women.

Dear Kenyans, do you feel that? It's that overwhelming sense of we're-on-our-own. We need better leadership in this country! #MatatuStrike

RAO saying there was a conspiracy to give him a blackout by local media. Then someone asked how come & S.K Macharia is right next to him.

Julie Gichuru asking and answering the debate questions. #KEDebate13. #Debate254.

Guys who are not on Twitter but are always on their phones, what are they doing?

Watched BBC, CNN & Al Jazeera at 9 & they were all very cautious in their reporting of the Kenyan Elections. Thank you #KOT! #KenyaDecides.

Didn't realize how much listening to an eloquent speech as Uhuru Kenyatta's would make me proud of this country.

The girls stay home past 25. Save all their bills money and buy a car. Then it changes to why do you still take the bus. LOL. Can't keep up.

#BadLuckBrayo turned down by a girl in his dream.

The Egypt Air plane on the JKIA runway. The Airport is closed due to this. http://t.co/J8UbFdi7 (via Martin Gitonga on FB h/t @akenyangirl)

I don't think we fully understand the gravity of having leaders using this country as a shield. Selfish interests!

You guys, I want to innocently inherit tracks and tracks of land. Who do I see for this? #KEDebate13.

The Obama's all on their phones during the inauguration. This thing is a disease I tell you.  http://yfrog.com/mnylwakj 

Harrowing. The tragedy of Kenya Airways Flight 507. Pilot error. He was overbearing. Plane wasn't cleared for take off. http://t.co/wvy1K32N

If UhuRuto can pull off a government like they did their campaign machinery, then we might not be too badly off. - #KenyaDecides.

If you hadn't seen this & bank w/ Standard Chartered, please check your acc. & change your ATM PIN urgently. Reports of ATM fraud all over.

Tragic irony, guy died in a car crash w/ 4 others. Last tweet — "@ink2flashyy: Driving tweeting sipping the cup fuck yolo I'm turning it up"

#DearFutureWife I hope you're all curled up at your house with a movie on or samn. Not like all these girls in this club I'm at... lol