Laaton ke bhoot, baaton se nahi maante. Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante. @aapchutiyehain ye aap nahi jaante #WahWah

Agar aapko lagta hai ki IIT me padhne se aap sada sarwagyaani ban jaate hai toh chhattis ke aakde ki kasam @aapchutiyehain

URGENT! An acquaintance's daughter has gone missing. He wants Umesh Kumawat's no. who's a reporter with Star News. Can any1 help? Please RT

How come @14_yr_old_etard and @14_yr_old_eturd become inactive and active on Twitter at the same time? #EtardEturdConspiracyTheories

Anybody looking to #adopt a pair of two month old kittens in #Mumbai ? They are very cute and soft :-) Please RT

What did the chef say when he heard his favourite song on the radio?
Lettuce turnip the beet! from @thebigbhookad 's blog.

When you know you are like food to me, RT @urban_sanyaasi How can you expect me to share you?

Need a foster home for a pair of kittens. Will be dropped tomorrow evening. Picked up eleventh evening. #Urgent #PleaseRT

Looking for a #girl to share a room in a spacious flat in malad. Bang opp. Inorbit mall. Rent only 8k+utilities.

Bus conversation of the day: Chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se, kutta aadmi se, aadmi aurat se aur aurat chuhe se. # CircleOfLife

#wanted #girl #urgently to share a room in a fully furnished2bhk opp inorbit mall, malad west. Please RT

Looking for a girl to share a room in a spacious, well connected, fully furnished2bhk opp inorbit mall, malad. Rent7to10k. #urgent #female

Did you know @wiseoldmonk has pretty house with a room to give on rent. #pune Also he be very fun person. Help him find fun flat mate. RT

Lovely breezy spacious room for rent at14k in mahim for2months. No deposit. If interested tweet to me. Please RT for good karma.

Hello People. 3 very cute puppies in Pune need a home. Even foster care for a while is welcome. Pls RT and reply if interested.

+1000000000000000000000000 RT @thebigbhookad The commercial for Indian Idol Junior makes Kajol look like a paedophile!

Is anybody looking to adopt an adult cat in Bandra? #Urgent Please help and RT

@trafficbom could you please tweet about @thebigbhookad having left a bag at the back of a rickshaw in Bandra? #Help

Looking for @thebigbhookad 's black Puma bag. If you're sitting in an auto in #Bandra please look in the back. It has his iPad and iPhone

Anybody looking to share a room in a fully furnished 2bhk in malad? Rent 8k + utilities