I wish mother had a sister called Lionel. Could tell people that i'm relatd to Lionel Maasi!

Lil puppy-faced @wisenotherwise looking for a #Roomie. #Female #Mumbai #Malad #InOrbit . RT plz!! Beer/Rum shall be bought by me!!

Taare Zameen Par : Retards Everywhere #EnglishNamesForHindiFilms CC: @bwoyblunder

Gold in #Konkani is called bhangar. Isn't junk called bhangaar in #Hindi??

@englishwhirled And i thought Panis Was an ex-F1 racer.. http://t.co/Ox4vHsBE

Eid, Eid and Eiddy #EidCartoons

Friend looking for a 2/3 BHK in Pune for sale. Wanowrie/NIBM/Salunke Vihar preferred. Please RT for good karma.

@comedycentralin katrina kaif has ADD. Acting deficiency disorder. # celebdisorders

Patriotic song for the day: Bandh Hai Mataram !

Need suggestions for advertising agencies in Pune. Please RT.

Sometimes it's better to drink alone than to drink with some people.

Apple to now sue God. For taking credit about creating the apple.

I attend every marriage invite i get on Facebook, on Facebook.

If the Army goes on a strike will it be our Raksha Bandh-an?

Bharath Bandh, Baaja, Baraat. #MoviesForTheDay

Have come up with a concept for a TV series involing a saxophone player and a whistle blower. Calling it, "Sax and the seeti" !

Hahahaha! RT @shivanimisra #ImSoMiddleClass When Life gives me lemons, I haggle and bargain for extra mirchi as well !!

Q.What did the gujju duck say?? A. Quake quake. Too early?? #OkBye

Looking for a roommate to share a 2BHK in Koregaon Park Annexe,#Pune. Preferably working bachelors.Please contact me or RT for good karma.

+1 "@gdsee: That awesome feeling when you reconnect with an old friend, who then tells you 'No one really liked (my ex) anyway..'"