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Cleaning is really just putting stuff in less obvious places. WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
If your earlobes bounce when you walk, your stretchers might be a bit big.
Quote of the day from the man on my bus "and then I got so angry, I grabbed the bible and hit him with the bible"
They didn't ask me for ID. Either I miraculously woke up not looking 15 anymore, or they're slackers at their job
Omg teeny-boppers talking about 1Ds sky jump in immense detail on the bus. WHEN WILL THIS END.
My parents came into my room to give me a fashion show of their new rain jackets. I hope my life isn't that mundane when I'm their age.
When you're feeling blue, Mean Girls, St Trinians, Easy A and Confessions of a Shopaholic, seem like #MoviesThatWillNeverGetOld!
Ok so I finally know what 'YOLO' means after I got round to googling it...
#DontGiveUpBecause, when it seems like everything is coming your way, you often forget you are just in the wrong lane.
My cat has cornered my dog so she can cuddle her without her walking away.
There is a huge, unpoppable bubble in my chest today. You know why? GANG SHOW!!!
HELLO TWITTERIANS. I'm taking over the world with my army of dustbunnies tomorrow. I'll make your death as quick and painless as possible.
EPIC TWEET. -- Happppy steph?