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The sleeping pills tasted bitter. I swallowed them. Wherever I woke up, I hoped it would be better than the hell of living without you.
The double betrayal of many a liberal arts education: neither teaches you how to live, nor how to make a living.
Well slap my ass and call me Sally! Ok now pee on me? Yes I know it'll cost extra.
Nah, you’re right guys. I wish we were getting gems like Insurrection or Nemesis. Also, no whales which are CLASSIC Trek.
Trek 2 haters. You guys remember the state of Trek before 2009, right? Remember how Berman/Braga left it? Now apologize to JJ.
I wish I cared about anything as much as some of you care about SNL.
One hour into an all-night campout for cancer research with a bunch of ernest teenagers and I have never hated this fucking disease more.
Congratulations to everyone who lost the Powerball lottery. You will now be spared phone calls from your family.
Axford strikes out Descalso with the bases loaded to push the game to extra innings, punches his glove in celebration.
We aren’t saying life is an endless kaleidoscope of soul-draining psychic pain except we kind of are.
My goal was to accomplish nothing today, which I succeeded to do, which means I didn't meet my goal and I'll have to try again tomorrow.
Voted Human Garbage seven years running by J.D. Power and Associates
i only use my snapchat for business
Oh my god I have so much to tell you!
My 3-yr-old just told a random kid at the grocery store, "My granddaughter has the same shoes!"