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sext: who is this
"ANIMALS! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING ANIMALS!" -me drunk at the zoo
ANYBODY WANT A PIECE OF THIS?! *holding cake & crying* it's my birthday
raise ur hand if ur a christian. now keep your hand up forever. now christians morph into trees. save the planet
i used to be exactly like you i understood you to the core til you told me you don't fucking like space jam
Nightmare: regular traffic is replaced with all cops. I'm high as shit. Cops also run tbell
friendship dollar: cut it three ways one day far in the future we can put it back together and get a mcchicken
Sext: i run my fingernails across ur back and u quiver. i pull out the worms one by one. i save ur life.
i don't need to see 17 dif pics of your dog on instragram show me some fucking boobs
I want to punch the shit out of a styrofoam house
just once I want to see a DARE commercial where the kid is flat out shooting up and cries saying "please don't fucking do drugs omg"
ur riding the sex train choo choo next stop never because no one rides fucking trains anymore
people r always liek "what do u do" and i look away ... distant thoughts ~ deep sighs. "internet"
Busy ass day today. busy day for my ass
had brilliant idea to swallow thread attached to a spool until it comes out ur bottom hole: Good way to floss ur organs. Dont know if danger
i hate everything i like
i don't fucking know i guess you can text me but not after 9 pm