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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    My kids didn't get to goto the show but they got @nicholasmegalis t-shirts! pic.twitter.com/9DHY6747ba

    • 93
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    KMCRfanatic18erin_mary7falloutkidzzAlyssa_Renae14Rose_TheGirlnellliekarlssonTaytrotTaylorthereseppp
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    rachelltidwellmooeysipadblueboo985Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    You'd be surprised at how difficult it is to teach a robot to do 'the robot'.

    • 54
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    llvvzzLaSpanglishFly____TheMidnightAce140ArtistOutOfTheBrewhg47GreenishDuckSmackOfHamBlog
    • 2
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    Favstar500Favsredtothetone______
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Boy oh boy do I miss my 20's



    My wallet misses them too.

    • 34
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    roadkill3xllvvzzSmackOfHamBlogoenin____________CalamityNowBeerhazeMeesterNick______AlexOverHere______
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    My wife asked me "how come you haven't been tweeting lately?"
    I hadn't realized she was into me like that.

    • 27
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    roadkill3xllvvzzrichmckayAlexOverHere______tnylgnMeesterNick______rediscover_meOHguy7
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Let it be known: When I die, please, none of this respect for the dead crap. Roast me like a like a Thanksgiving turkey in hell. That is all

    • 26
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    roadkill3xllvvzzdrake_pBeerhazeMeesterNick______SiddyKitty________tnylgntammyphinney______
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I don't trust people who whisper. Seems like they're hiding something.

    • 24
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    llvvzzdrake_pMeesterNick______rediscover_meOHguy7tammyphinney______Tristanstoesdesirousgoddess
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Do you know what's the best thing about being insane?
    Yes, exactly.

    • 22
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    llvvzzOutOfTheBrewrediscover_mederekasaurusOHguy7bitterpuss________tammyphinney______Tristanstoes
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    My daughter is in preschool. They're learning about letters.
    When asked to give a word that begins with the letter T she said: TWITTER

    • 21
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    llvvzzSmackOfHamBlogMisfitTitsdrake_prediscover_metammyphinney______Tristanstoesdesirousgoddess
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I love Friday afternoons here because nobody pays attention to anything you write. Everyone's got their weekend beer-goggles on. Chewbacca.

    • 18
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    llvvzzdrake_pBeerhazerediscover_meOHguy7tammyphinney______desirousgoddessBeauBock__________
  • wnes
    • 9
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    thegirgyKristiTkbooshazmataz12xMelissaR04cassbeckwyndipuscomedyman94__Missy_Guerra
    • 8
    • RETWEETS
    AlexFantabulousPORTA_ROCsnowbkimz_oco90NicoleLuvsRelaySuperjewguykmmttmmMyUncleJohnny
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    This Halloween I rediscovered my love for Banana Laffy Taffy.


    That and my love for scaring the crap out of little kids.

    • 17
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    llvvzzSiddyKitty________tnylgnrediscover_metammyphinney______desirousgoddessJennOntheRoxpvaras
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    The streets have no name. I am lost.

    • 17
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    llvvzzMeesterNick______AlexOverHere______tammyphinney______desirousgoddessbobthecowpvarasplemur
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Sleep. I gotta get one of those.

    • 17
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    llvvzzBeerhazetnylgnOHguy7tammyphinney______desirousgoddessBeauBock__________pvaras
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    The ratio of Ho-Ho's intake to vegetable consumption is directly proportionate to the ratio of belly over-hang to view of genitals.
    Sadly.

    • 17
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    llvvzzdrake_pBeerhazetnylgntammyphinney______desirousgoddesspvarasrealpottymouth
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    BREAKING NEWS: Willie Nelson charged with possession of Marijuana. In other news, scientists discover that water is in fact wet.

    • 4
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    llvvzzHellafavstar_popredtothetone______
    • 12
    • RETWEETS
    clintgannonfavstar_popredtothetone______LarrySnakespinkypinkymoongrizeldaglooppegaitacrystaldoty
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I want a fast-food restaurant that sells only healthy food and has a drive-thru window.

    Make it happen.

    • 15
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    llvvzzBeerhazemelmarentammyphinney______desirousgoddessrealpottymouthgothscifigirl_____iamnotdiddy
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    With Twitter adding geolocation to tweets, now I wont be able to tweet from the toilet at work for 2 hours when I should be in my office.

    • 15
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    llvvzzMeesterNick______tammyphinney______desirousgoddessbobthecowpvarasrealpottymouthgothscifigirl_____
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Just discovered "English (Pirate)" on Facebook.
    What tongue be ye' speakin' in?

    • 14
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    llvvzztnylgntammyphinney______Dianne_LJennOntheRoxsucittaMFormidableLayD____BeauBock__________
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I lack the social skills necessary to properly answer the question: "what are you doing?"

    • 14
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    llvvzzMisfitTitstammyphinney______desirousgoddessrealpottymouthgothscifigirl_____iamnotdiddyLovableDoofus____
  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Wife: Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
    Me: Not an assassin girl. Her best friend is a sniper rifle.
    Wife: Stupahead™.

    • 14
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    llvvzzSiddyKitty________tammyphinney______pvarasrealpottymouthgothscifigirl_____iamnotdiddytalks_in_maths
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@wnes

Ninety Eight: The Angry Youth. Born to die. New York's New York. The turn of the century. All Crime!