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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Gift @wnes Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    You'd be surprised at how difficult it is to teach a robot to do 'the robot'.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Boy oh boy do I miss my 20's



    My wallet misses them too.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    My wife asked me "how come you haven't been tweeting lately?"
    I hadn't realized she was into me like that.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Let it be known: When I die, please, none of this respect for the dead crap. Roast me like a like a Thanksgiving turkey in hell. That is all

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I don't trust people who whisper. Seems like they're hiding something.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    NEW JERSEY, come meet @nicholasmegalis at @BookendsNJ in Ridgewood THIS THURSDAY!!! He'll be there, so should you pic.twitter.com/MkCNO2IsY8

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Do you know what's the best thing about being insane?
    Yes, exactly.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    My daughter is in preschool. They're learning about letters.
    When asked to give a word that begins with the letter T she said: TWITTER

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I love Friday afternoons here because nobody pays attention to anything you write. Everyone's got their weekend beer-goggles on. Chewbacca.

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  • wnes
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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    BREAKING NEWS: Willie Nelson charged with possession of Marijuana. In other news, scientists discover that water is in fact wet.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    This Halloween I rediscovered my love for Banana Laffy Taffy.


    That and my love for scaring the crap out of little kids.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    The streets have no name. I am lost.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Sleep. I gotta get one of those.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    The ratio of Ho-Ho's intake to vegetable consumption is directly proportionate to the ratio of belly over-hang to view of genitals.
    Sadly.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I want a fast-food restaurant that sells only healthy food and has a drive-thru window.

    Make it happen.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    With Twitter adding geolocation to tweets, now I wont be able to tweet from the toilet at work for 2 hours when I should be in my office.

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    Just discovered "English (Pirate)" on Facebook.
    What tongue be ye' speakin' in?

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  • wnes
      98 @wnes

    I lack the social skills necessary to properly answer the question: "what are you doing?"

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Ninety Eight: The Angry Youth. Born to die. New York's New York. The turn of the century. All Crime!

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