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World: What the fuck? Britain: THIS the Fuck.
Retweet this for a chance to win fuck all. #yousheep
I follow the BEST people. Your humour, wit, beauty and unbounded good nature bring me much joy. Thanks. Now show me your tits.
I hate those desperate tweets where people beg for a retweet. Do stop it, Twitter, it's a bit sad. Please RT.
So far this morning I've talked to a woman in her bath, a duck hung like a donkey, & some eejits who don't like salty porridge. I <3 Twitter
Is it just me gets irritated when someone says "Twitter's turned nasty" when they really mean "I've chosen to follow some right pillocks"?
Remember how Thatcher told us that privatising the energy business would lead to WAY lower bills for us all? That worked out well didn't it?
"Why do men grow beards?" - wrong question, since a beard is the natural state. Better question - "Why do men scrape hair off their faces?"