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In the prime of my life and tweeting about it
Why go to a JL reunion when I could go to Toothy Moose
How does this frail, flawed, mortal body house all this school spirit
*carries around a Goodlife bag filled with diff. kinds of chips*
Holy fucking shit I saved 14.99$ on car insurance
Listening to Usher and baking banana bread
A priest, a minister, and a reverend walk into a bar and I sprint THE FUCK out
Muthafuckas I take photos of strangers with the flash ON
Love is not having to argue about who sings the girl/guy parts in Aqua songs
Started at Fleming Tower now we here
Great there are flurries in the air, what better place to enjoy this seasonal spectacle than at Mumford Bus Terminal
Doctor I smell burte toast
got in the door from work, into my underwear and in bed with my laptop and an alcoholic beverage in under 90 seconds
I understand money too much to gamble - Colin
Tip 4 girls everywhere: don't scream when you drink
I'm that guy who still replies to 'what's up?' with 'chicken butt'
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