Happy Bastille Day Frenchies! Vive la France! J'aime fromage!

Bruno Mars Bar #fatbands

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? ~ Phyllis Diller

Black Hawk Down And Out In Beverly Hills Cop #MovieMashups

Borders is telling me new books from Glenn Beck, Newt Gingrich & Ann Coulter are coming. Just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Maybe a killer will always get a gun, but we don't have to make it easy to get them. We need more gun control. #theatershooting

I heard that it's been the rainiest June since 150 years or something here. Pouring now. #Sweden #Skåne

Canned mushrooms are a crime against nature.

Real men are good fathers.

Interview With The Umpire #LessAmbitiousNovels

The Pretty Good Earth #lessambitiousnovels

All Quiet At The Best Western #lessambitiousnovels

Christmas is my favorite co-opted pagan holiday!

Tip jar sign at Fowle's: Support Counter Intelligence #nbpt

I'd like to see Bridesmaids because 1) it looks funny 2) it's not a frikkin rom-com and 3) Ashton Kutcher isn't in it.

If I don't follow you back, it's probably because I regard you as: a) boring, b) spam, c) a sales weasel, d) insipid. No offense.

@wordnik I bet the other -ology words tease Horology mercilessly.

Sneezing while eating pistachios is not recommended.

ET has "Celebrity GPS" ... they should just call it what it is: Stalking. #TV

Ludachrysalis #insectbands