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With all the stuff I'm carrying into my final minus a backpack, I'm starting to see the point of cargo pants. Haha jk I'd rather kill myself
Watched a guy try to decide if I was hot enough to hold open a door for but joke's on him because I walk quick.
And I like to call this outfit "Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Absolute Worst Thing That Could Happen"
I accept that some people call coke "pop", but if you call it "cola" you are dead to me.
I want to meet the girl they named the lazy Susan after. I feel like that bitch and I would really get along.
If anyone needs a lesson on how to get crazy homeless people to talk to you all the time no matter what forever I'm your girl
I've got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them and it's me.
I can't find the remote or my will to live.
My hobbies include acting like I'm not out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs.
I have gone out of my way to never know what the Harlem shake is.