With all the stuff I'm carrying into my final minus a backpack, I'm starting to see the point of cargo pants. Haha jk I'd rather kill myself

Watched a guy try to decide if I was hot enough to hold open a door for but joke's on him because I walk quick.

Fun fact: Fayetteville mall food court is the cafeteria from mean girls. #goths #girlswhoeattheirfeelings @lhughie @iajarogers

And I like to call this outfit "Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Absolute Worst Thing That Could Happen"

"Cover yourself with fabric!" -@lhughie's advice for staying safe during the tornado at work 😂

I accept that some people call coke "pop", but if you call it "cola" you are dead to me.

I want to meet the girl they named the lazy Susan after. I feel like that bitch and I would really get along.

If anyone needs a lesson on how to get crazy homeless people to talk to you all the time no matter what forever I'm your girl

This is why @lhughie and I are friends. pic.twitter.com/cZlae5ByaA

Wait. What just happened? @swehme @lhughie @meganswims @bahamatcb

@lhughie Ratchety Ann

I've got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them and it's me.

I don't think there's anything prettier than arkansas in the late spring. pic.twitter.com/njAUeSuMWf

I can't find the remote or my will to live.

My hobbies include acting like I'm not out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs.

“@kellyoxford: Ugh, I hate people. Not you, them.” @iajarogers

@iajarogers it's because you've been singing like @jessiej I feel you, girl.

Just bought gummy vitamins and I'm ridiculously excited. In other news, I'm a five year old. #maturity

@iajarogers Teach me how to not be obsessed with things. #sensei

I have gone out of my way to never know what the Harlem shake is.