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Love segwaying from bits about my nephew to jerking off while eating deli sandwiches.
My friendships are slowly dying.
Apparently me saying 'I'm not gonna fuck her' is akin to Garfield saying 'I'm not gonna eat lasagna'.
There are two types of people: people that I'm cool with, and people that don't like Bruce Springsteen.
Nothing like listening to how Sandy sucked dick for coke back in the day...
It still feels weir being able to actually *read* the text on Alan Wake. Glad to be part of the 21st century.
Just found out that Paul Bearer died. A piece of my childhood went with him :-/
My black friend finally got a job at that restaurant as a 'back of the bus-boy'.
A great drink is like a great friend; Really sweet, make you smile, and in the end, helps get you drunk.