My neck and back are killing me. I'm so very tired and feeling whiny. I would apologize but I won't :-/ Oh, and it is a crap day.

I'd be ever so appreciative if my followers would retweet this link for me. Pretty please. Writer for hire. http://t.co/qntwb31A

"Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be defeated"

#amwriting and it feels...*shudder* Oh so good.

"Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here". ~Dante

I have a dream... in which wanton Amazonian warrioresses kidnap me and use me for their amusement. TMI?

Photo: geminiseyes: sexandmyself: I’d shit myself. Jesus!!!!  http://tmblr.co/Znz8CwlQBln_ 

Photo: We have a cat and a dog who do this! LOL http://t.co/MDFGY0RU

I now know more about the history of medical marijuana than your average med student, maybe even as much as a law student.

Freelance Writer for Hire http://t.co/Aixe2SOH

Shameless self promotion: http://t.co/qntwb31A Please keep me in mind, if you find yourself in need of a writer.

I'm far too hyper sensitive to feelings of being unappreciated.

I'm hoping to receive my first rejection slip soon. Sounds weird, but it will be a sign of personal progress for me :-)

One of the best things about being me is: getting away with weird things. No one questions very much, because they expect it of me.

It would seem that I delete my best stuff here, then see it got fav stared.

Happy Guy Fawkes day! :-D

I just don't get some people, and I'm tired of trying. I've got pleanty of my own issues to deal with, thank you.

Last night, a significant portion of the world joined together in laughter. It is good to find unity in such things. #moviesinmypants

RT @sexcigarsbooze: Facebook is where you lie to your friends; Twitter is where you’re honest to strangers. (via @drevanharris)

Nerdy girls make the best lovers. Proving once again, there is no substitute for education.