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This party has too many spreadsheets.
“Asking who’s the ‘man’ and who’s the ‘woman’ in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.”
"How do you plush that??" (i.e. make a plushie doll of) "Some things should not be plushed!"
"I don't have an excuse; I'm just a blithering idiot." (Overheard)
I am not "your daughter's age." I am the person trying to help you learn how to refactor code.
The problem with my childhood as it relates to my professional life is the perception of some people that it was too recent.
Derailing: How not to talk to people who are telling you something sad.
Comed's website is a user experience nightmare.
Unix source code as an ever-growing ever-forking totem pole, with faeries carving and adding as it grows.
I didn't realize how nice the retina display was until I found myself staring at icons and smiling.
"I have xml! And hope!" On data scraping adventures
"I feel strange saying that another cafeteria is less good than the Commons."
"I want a path." "That's deep." "No, I meant the kind that you type into a browser."
Hulk is qa, loki is developers. Thump thump thump
A good craftsman doesn't blame the tool, even if the tool is Windows.
I can literally recognize people by their code. Really disconcerting when it happens on the internet.