so you wanna date me *takes out picture of beavis and butthead* point to which ones butthead

hey look its a normalfag *pushes normie* wow i bet u can talk to ppl. bet u friendhave. idiot. *holds beer over norms head* do u want this

these are uneasy times for the crew

much uguu about nothing

all these real life athletes are completely outclassed by their mario & sonic counterparts

idk = im donkey kong

*leans out bedroom door* mom! make me omu-rice! *cranks up playlist of anime ops* *mom cries in the kitchen*

take the red pill, and you can become a norm and forget this ever happened. take the fig, and see how deep the onahole goes

i love masturbating at my computer to pix of anime girls masturbating to pix at their computer. provides sense of community

goood morning! *stretches, gets dressed, grabs coffee + briefcase, kisses dakimakura, walks out the door, begins crying, walks back in*

woah dude what did i DO last nite. i ordered tons of anime girl figures oh man *zoom out, text appears reading "THE HANGOVER 3"*

rt if ur erect penis curves around and has loops like one of those novelty straws

im depressed *laugh track* i have imbalances in my brain, several psychological disorders, trauma from bad experiences *hooting laughter*

i always knew i would be a failure but its depressing how i turned out so creepy as well

to show that you dont care about gender identity, become obsessed with gender/sexual identity and talk about it all the time

twitter is a dating sim where ur trying to woo all the anime tweeters into following u

i'm kinda like the virtual boy, in that i give people headaches, nobody likes me, and im a failure

brush your teeth #lifehacks

boku no pico de gallo

THING WE THINK ARE COOL *a hikikomori browses the internet for 14 hrs straight* THINGS WE THINK ARE COOL