"...perhaps the most famous victim of misandry in modern culture, Johnny Bravo."

one time a liberal tried to make the case for capitalism by telling me how w/out capitalism he wouldnt have a dildo to pleasure himself with

@andrewhussie I'm sure someone has already referred this to you, but just in case http://t.co/GkQ5RmUt

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Eggman points out that Bowser always kidnapping peach is really gross and Bowser launches into a tirade about the dangers of creepshaming

The matriarchy finds your MRA blog, you are hauled kicking and screaming into the Friend Zone for sensitivity training and ball murder.

If Romney wins im going to regress into an escapist fantasy world. Also if Obama wins.

RT this if you think I should fill up five pages with the word SKELETONS for my essay exam in american history

Male Gaze: supervillian, looks like male medusa, everything he looks at turns to porn

reminder: "im gay and i hate women" is a oft used ~hilarious joke~ by a literal gay baby on family guy. this is the level of humor u employ.

>8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< >8< spider party

asexuality is a real thing that exists. it is not part of the queer spectrum. These are not mutually exclusive positions.

im putting all of u into the friend zone. the zone where friends go. it'll be awesome and fun, we can play videogames

*blows party favor really unenthusiastically*

homework exists to train children for a lifetime of indentured servitude in the workforce. No exaggeration, that is its express purpose.

I want there to be internment camps for all MRAs and i want them to be called Friend Zones

tf2 hats are a more stable currency than bitcoin, something engineered to be a virtual currency.Theres no part of that which isnt terrifying

all the crying eagles are crying because they are thinking about beautiful gay sex

i dreamed that there was a disney princess movie starring @spookycandle and her main musical number was a song about how men are useless

RT if you still need to sing the ABC song to remember the relative location of most letters in the alphabet