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      SSB @wren

    J is squirmy.
    @magpie: J, are you a fidget?
    J: *decisively* YES.

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      SSB @wren

    Sit down to eat and @theviewtv is on. Deliberately sit with my back to is so the mass-murdering psychopath doesn't make me lose my lunch.

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    Oh hey, cancer? Fuck you, you fucking asshole.

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      SSB @wren

    The one non-white tech looked at them and goes, "No, YOU GUYS have the right to open carry. We just get shot, people."

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      SSB @wren

    J requested shorts so he could put his phone in his pocket. pic.twitter.com/0cxkiHM6Hf

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      SSB @wren

    James ate the centers out of the peaches. (Also pictured: Constant companions, Bunny and "Doo-Dwiver") pic.twitter.com/YsS0ISfHOE

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Hey, now that corporations are people, can we finally sue insurance companies for practicing medicine without a license?

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    (2/2) I had to go back & see what they meant ("person who menstruates" vs "woman"), then whoa, b/c it never would have occurred to me. #TIL

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Modern baby name testing includes testing how autocorrect could possibly butcher it.

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    J keeps stepping on toys & wailing b/c he hurt his feet. I told him to pick up his toys & it won't happen. He's now putting on his sandals.

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    I want a law that says schools have to tell parents if there is an unvaccinated child in the class. Not which kid, just that they're there.

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Our sneak peeks went up. OMG. pic.twitter.com/ILIATDas1C

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Should not be surprised to find ties between anti-vax folks and Honest Company, I guess. Glad we were set to put baby in cloth again anyway!

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  • wren
     
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    .@imillhiser But DUH, Hobby Lobby was only about four drugs!! It's not going to change anything else!!!

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    My new favorite coin arrived today with a signed book! pic.twitter.com/RT4GFOQ3Ut

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Based on the emails I've been getting, Osh Kosh either thinks I have a girl or thinks their boy clothes aren't cute enough for ads.

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    My baby is scheduled to move up to preschool in December now. I'm pleased but suddenly emotional. My little big guy.

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      SSB @wren

    Does this give anyone else the heebie jeebies? pic.twitter.com/YzQGhiPVpQ

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    James has picked up a new phrase. "Cuz why, mama?" Heaven help us.

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@wren

After October came everything else.