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      SSB @wren

    I'd like to call in tired and sad this morning, can that please be a thing?

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    J is squirmy.
    @magpie: J, are you a fidget?
    J: *decisively* YES.

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      SSB @wren

    Sit down to eat and @theviewtv is on. Deliberately sit with my back to is so the mass-murdering psychopath doesn't make me lose my lunch.

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  • wren
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    Listening to an older child introduce my son to all of the Star Wars characters. Two little heads crowded over the iPad, deep in discussion.

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  • wren
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    And also, that's not what he actually said, you deliberately ignorant selective-hearing nitwit. #supercrankytonight

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Picked up my son at parents'; he greeted us in a diaper, tool belt, construction hat, carrying his tool box. My son the future calendar guy?

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Oh hey, cancer? Fuck you, you fucking asshole.

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      SSB @wren

    The one non-white tech looked at them and goes, "No, YOU GUYS have the right to open carry. We just get shot, people."

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      SSB @wren

    J requested shorts so he could put his phone in his pocket. pic.twitter.com/0cxkiHM6Hf

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      SSB @wren

    James ate the centers out of the peaches. (Also pictured: Constant companions, Bunny and "Doo-Dwiver") pic.twitter.com/YsS0ISfHOE

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Hey, now that corporations are people, can we finally sue insurance companies for practicing medicine without a license?

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    (2/2) I had to go back & see what they meant ("person who menstruates" vs "woman"), then whoa, b/c it never would have occurred to me. #TIL

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    Modern baby name testing includes testing how autocorrect could possibly butcher it.

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      SSB @wren

    J keeps stepping on toys & wailing b/c he hurt his feet. I told him to pick up his toys & it won't happen. He's now putting on his sandals.

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    I want a law that says schools have to tell parents if there is an unvaccinated child in the class. Not which kid, just that they're there.

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    To the latter, I piped up with,"Well gosh, there's that Little League World Series Pitcher..." and the speaker blinked.

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    When someone in a position of authority/leadership makes seemingly-harmless but gendered comments to your kids, how do handle it?

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  • wren
      SSB @wren

    "In lieu of Pres. Obama's comments about housewives being a fail, I'm posting a snarky video" totally does not mean what you think it means.

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      SSB @wren

    Our sneak peeks went up. OMG. pic.twitter.com/ILIATDas1C

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@wren

After October came everything else.