@writertee's (Tamara Garvin) most faved Tweets...
Rather than a goal of, say, get tall or be 20, I decided on a much harder goal - get my folks to stop watching FOX "news." Cue Rocky music.
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tollehausmnikImAwake2Ryan_DuncanMrBigFistsjoeschmittblondediva11northpacificsome1s_sista
The Longest Yard Sale #moviesnoonewillsee
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JeeNeeBeeDadsUpLatenhmagpieMrBigFistsjoeschmittblondediva11northpacific
Tampaxil. That should be a thing. #combinedcompanies
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LorisaysImAwake2MrBigFistsiamnotdiddyblondediva11northpacific
Salad Lady: I know you're nearby laughing at me trying to stuff a Flintsone-rib-sized hunk of lettuce into my mouth. I hate you, Salad Lady.
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tollehausnhmagpieDadsUpLateredtothetoneMrBigFistsnorthpacific
I, Pornbot. #moviesnoonewillsee
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LorisaysImAwake2MrBigFistsjoeschmittsome1s_sista
Your safeword is: antidisestablishmentarianism.
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mnikjoeschmittMrBigFistsnorthpacific
Finding Emo #moviesnoonewillsee
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DadsUpLatenhmagpieMeetingBoysome1s_sista
And then there are those with no stars upon thars. :(
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tollehausskulllyImAwake2northpacific
I know, I KNOW! Constantly repeating yourself just makes you sound like an insecure idiot, favourited tweets updates count of ZERO
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ImAwake2skulllyMrBigFists
A Little League of Their Own #unseenprequels
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DadsUpLateMrBigFistsnorthpacific
Utahlkintome? #rejectedstatenames
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m1key_m00nLorisaysnorthpacific
Obama: "Humbled." Other guys: "Humbugged." Although in a much less Dickensian way...really more Dickish, actually.
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liaboliciousImAwake2nhmagpie
The word "tout" is overused and played out. Please retout.
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tollehausJarfOmeganorthpacific
So Sarah Palin is now a Dixie Chick? Wait for the Repub Wrath! ...Waiting....~sigh~
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tollehausnhmagpieImAwake2
We got .44 inches of rain and my lawn grew 5 inches. I hate math.
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tollehausskulllyJeeNeeBee
MY EYES! Please stop posting dancing DeLay -- my HC doesn’t include vision.
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tollehausnhmagpieImAwake2
I have my own little climate change: menopause. I'm heatedly against it.
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Lorisayspolymath22
Me: He needs a *hug*. Him: Johnny Depp is not responsible for the resurgence of pirates. Me: He's a natural leader. And my boyfriend.
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MeetingBoyMrBigFists
The Undergraduate #unseenprequels
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DadsUpLatenorthpacific
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