Omg, you'd be on your ass by Azkaban.RT: @kamikazeisgreen "Drink whenever Malfoy cries."

This was one of my favorite Wrockstock Weekend moments. http://t.co/WRm73ooS

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I'm both amused and disturbed by watching Paul Rudd shove his tongue in another dude's mouth. #SNL #ChildhoodCrushes

Azkaban is trending? Was there another mass prisoner breakout??? Wonderful. I hold the Ministry responsible.

I think Wiz "Secret Hufflepuff" Khalifa had partied with #3456. Just sayin'. http://t.co/HZHrqZTs

Beautiful moment today walking away from the Potters show with tour and 2 friends singing Felix Felicis and feeling victorious.

Nobody let me sleep through Pottermore! I have like 5 alarms set...lol.

Dear Papa Johns delivery guy, do not BITCH AT ME because you cannot find Grimmauld Place! Not my problem. Get better GPS.

And the girl in front of me in class is looking at Snape pictures.

I woke up on the couch this morning in all my wizard clothes with my Gryffindor Quidditch tattoos smeared across my face. #bestmorning

This is @jarrodperkins's door. He rules. http://twitpic.com/34cvo9

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I mean, between Harry Potter, The Doctor, Torchwood, and the vast selection of Earth-inhabiting superheroes...we're pretty much safe.

Buffy + Angel > Bella + Edward

I'm glad to see how much Joss Whedon has grown as a writer and stuff. Some of these early Buffy eps are...not his grandest.

Shout out to all my single, independent ladies who have to kill their own bugs.

All my margin notes are like "IKR?"

@kayshayyy yes.

Taylor Swift, I feel like I should listen to you more. You are wise beyond your years.