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*reads someone's sad story on Facebook*
*presses 'Like' without thinking*
*spends rest of life shunned by society*
Still waiting for the situation when I can use the phrase "What in tarnation?!" with total sincerity
Keep cranking out multicolored iPhones Apple, meanwhile Amazon just reinvented the computer:
I was so scared by The Blair Witch Project that I didn't run around the woods like a dipshit for a long time after I saw it
Oh no, the end of The Mars Volta: http://www.killyourstereo.com/news/16285/cedric-bixler-zavala-no-longer-member-of-the-mars-volta/ …
I'm moving all my bitcoin investments into a portfolio of Beanie Babies
Dustin Hoffmann invents powerful elixir to turn oompa loompas into beautiful women. *loses formula* *sobs uncontrollably*
The Mummers parade combines the Philadelphia traditions of being racist, falling down drunk, and stupid into one big party!
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