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It takes about 3 days to get to the moon. It will take about 4 days for the paycheck I just deposited to be in my account. Just sayin.
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I have had too many exs and not enough Os
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Time to take off my morning pajamas and put on my afternoon pajamas
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You do not live in a "flat", douche face, it's an apartment. You're from Ohio.
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who put the soft taco in my glove box?
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Ooops...it's a peach. Whatever. Its still the best pear ever.
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Woke up with a bruised arm, hickey on my neck, and no side mirror on my car. Thanks, twitter. #summerseve
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Nothing gay about a fire breathing armadillo riding on the back of a dragon
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Have some tact, people. Handjobs are no laughing matter.
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These Mosquitos want my half Jew blood. They want to be the chosen bugs.
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Deep Space Nine was so much better than Voyager. But Voyager was still awesome. Related: I'm still single.
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I really need to follow sleep tonight. I think it blocked me.
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People suck. I'm moving to robot island.
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Just woke up in the middle of the night and the first thing that came to mind was "Night Court was a funny show." It really was.
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Protecting my personal taco
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Hey, person who is supposed to be home sick and so I'm covering your shift today...why does your facebook say "headed to the beach"?
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Just keepin it hebrah with my Jews
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Pretty sure @benmarvin is the Kanye West of The Internet
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"Ben Marvin became a fan of Niche Digging on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too." I have no words for this.
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First thing in google search history on @benmarvin's phone: Cooking with sperm. Seriously.
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