My type; 2x the heart of any man, thinks the best weapon is knowledge, believes every being should have a chance to change, ect. Who is he?

Twitter is for dumb people. Instagram is for dumb people that can't read.

"@coldlippdheresy: My dingle dangle hurts. That’s uvula for you grown ups." #blowjobs

Whatever happened to the black family that Rick ran into while still in the city? #thewalkingdead @thewalkingdead #closure

I finally get the infidelity in Kirsten Steward and Roberts relationship..til death do us part..they were dead to begin with..lol #twilight

Since I'm not crying on the outside doesn't mean I'm not dying on the inside #iwannaknowwhatloveis

"Being addicted to texting someone. Then they suddenly stop replying, u find urself checking ur phone constantly." #iwannaknowwhatloveis

I like your face #iwannaknowwhatloveis

Whoever wrote "I want to know what love is." Should be given an award for living the most blissful life.

Nothing cures a hangover like being butt naked

So that's where "fuck me sideways" comes from!  http://instagr.am/p/N9_CAInPwP/ 

Eating someone elses flaming hot cheetos is the new way of being caught red handed

If Charlie Sheen and Kesha had a baby it would be me

What ever happened to that saying your more coo coo then a box of coconuts??? Or did I just make that up??

Penetrated by a blunt object... is #mywayofsaying ... I cut my hand with a screw driver...

Is there a big sign on my head saying I will fuck you and leave you?...

I just met Ivans Mom (Five Finger Death Punch. Ivan)

Bring it that's all I got to say. DON'T FUCKING TALK THE TALK IF YOU CAN'T WALK THE WALK!!

#ps I don't fucking care if you broke up with your girlfriend. You only talk to me when your single #donttalktome

#fuckyouimdone