Gonna put this balaclava 2 use and take selfies

I'm a squirter  http://instagram.com/p/Zoqk08D9Ap/ 

Why do old geezers wear that Just For Men Hair Color? They don't know when they sweat it looks like someone shit diarrhea on their head ?

I COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING FRIENDS BUT I NEVER TEXT PEOPLE BACK I CONFUSE MYSELF

They should just hand out Darwin Awards to anybody who willingly moves to Oklahoma.

king sized memory foam bed to my self mmm cool beans.

Bay to Brazzers ((((;;;;;;

A 12 year old just commented on my pic on Instagram that he wanted to "shove his dick inside my vagina" so I'm slightly disturbed.

If a guy sees your crying face and still wants to put it to you I guess that's p cool.

Wow being hit on at funerals is a real thing. 😒

I'm watching The Price is Right and this lady fell down while spinning the wheel hahahaha

I want a french bulldog awwwe

You married her?! Ha! That ring ain't gonna close those legs. Fuckin sucker.

When all you do is picture someone naked and how'd they'd look on top of you till you can't even function and I said too much. Shh.

Just posted a photo  http://instagram.com/p/ZUmby5D9Ek/ 

Tell me about your iphone 5 again, you fucking loser.

Ok pic.twitter.com/c5sMeXR5MF

I only feel cute never :)))))))))))))))))))):

Now I'm home bored help pic.twitter.com/bdMmoXUAHw

I pick my scabs