Listening to @hostagecalm makes me want to wear a denim jacket.

@minusthebear's bassist seems like the friendliest dude ever. Every time I've seen them he's been all smiles and thumbs ups. Love that guy.

@hostagecalm can we do a list of the worst sandler films instead? 50 First Dates/Thats My Boy/BedtimeStories/Jack and Jill/Grown Ups

If putting your balls on another mans face is wrong, then every middle school boy who has ever been to a sleepover doesn't want to be right.

Waking up early to shave my balls tomorrow. This has gone far enough pubeys.

@hostagecalm Smeagolly Blonde

Just bought There Will Be Blood and Gangs of New York on DDDVD (Daniel Day Digital Video Disk)

Having a long talk with my mom about 9/11, @ronpaul, the local music scene, and my aspirations. Successful day.

I love peeing more than I like most people.

Thanks @bensavage for showing me what life was going to throw at me before it happened so I could see that things get better. #boymeetsworld

#soafx WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!

Bi-curiosity killed the cat.