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When leaving the house-
Women: "Did I remember to switch the oven off?"
Men: "Did I remember to delete my internet search history?"
When I win the lottery I'm going to eat the money then poo on an orphanage floor whilst shouting "FUNDING". Because I like charity
Injecting people with heroin is the new watching T.V.
I'm expecting to wake up in the gutter next to a bottle of crazy glue any minute, my entire life having been a solvent fuelled hallucination
Everybody is happy to take, none prepared to give. What happened to humanity?
You non-conformists are all alike...
I've been called a lot of things in my lifetime, but a whore? That's probably the most accurate
While you guys are sat complaining about how gay Twilight is, there's guys out there pretending to like it and getting laid
With the money Kid Rock made from album sales, he bought two cigarettes.
Probability of winning the lottery: 1 in 13983816.
Probability of getting cancer: 1 in 3.
Have a nice day...
I'm beginning to think Dr Pepper isn't a real doctor. He just sits there, fizzing
hey whats up the names lee and i like sex, food and sleep. been straight edge for 3 years and still living the dream. likes: surfing, hardcore