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Favoriting something on Twitter is such a tease #justfuckingretweetme
Do you remember when NPH tweeted me? Am I going to let this go? No.
Back from the gym #feelingood
Panera might not be all that great for the body, but dammit! It's good for the soul.
13 hours next week? SUCK MY DICK, PIZZA HUT.
Why the fuck isn't it my birthday yet? #hurrythefuckup
Spending Valentine's Day just the way I wanted to... Drunk.
Robin: I like sports cars, but that doesn't mean I wanna push a Ferrari through my vagina.
Barney: Shotgun. #himym <3
"If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing – timing. But timing is a bitch." #himym #barneyandrobinfoeva
Damn, can't even talk shit on Twitter no more, I'LL JUST BUY A FUCKING DIARY!
In my place, in my place were lines that I couldn't change. I was lost, oh yeah. Oh yeah. #coldplaylovin
"I LOVE MY PENIS, ROBIN, I DO, I LOVE IT! If I could kiss it, I would. And I'd be lying if I said I haven't tried!" I love Barney Stinson.