@dr3wski33 ps luvyoumissyou let's hang out soon, kbyeee

@dr3wski33 PREACH. I mean, I only have one job, but I always work the morning after I drink</3

@dr3wski33 suck my dick, he tweeted me!

Favoriting something on Twitter is such a tease #justfuckingretweetme

Do you remember when NPH tweeted me? Am I going to let this go? No.

@marksmarianne I just wanted to tweet it a lot so he would see it because so many people tweet him, it's ridiculous!

Happiest of happy birthdays :) http://t.co/7QTOgK2n

Locked my fucking keys in the car. Off to St. Pete with @jordanromeroo weeeeeeeee

Back from the gym #feelingood

Panera might not be all that great for the body, but dammit! It's good for the soul.

13 hours next week? SUCK MY DICK, PIZZA HUT.

Why the fuck isn't it my birthday yet? #hurrythefuckup

Spending Valentine's Day just the way I wanted to... Drunk.

Robin: I like sports cars, but that doesn't mean I wanna push a Ferrari through my vagina.
Barney: Shotgun. #himym <3

@dr3wski33 Okay well then you are the exception to the rule!

"If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing – timing. But timing is a bitch." #himym #barneyandrobinfoeva

Damn, can't even talk shit on Twitter no more, I'LL JUST BUY A FUCKING DIARY!

In my place, in my place were lines that I couldn't change. I was lost, oh yeah. Oh yeah. #coldplaylovin

"I LOVE MY PENIS, ROBIN, I DO, I LOVE IT! If I could kiss it, I would. And I'd be lying if I said I haven't tried!" I love Barney Stinson.