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Other Dryer Sheet Scents:
Greek Restaurant On Fire
Old Cheese Dip
Lesser Known University Of Phoenix Degrees:
Chili Cook-Off Management
I liked his handle. A ham tornado. How delicious. How destructive. How deliciously destructive. I'd like to be showered in ham.
Twitter feuds are like watching two ugly mangy dogs fight over a used diaper in an alley behind a dive bar.
Keep in mind: in order to do some soul-searching, one must have a soul.
I propose we change the motto on our money from “In God We Trust” to “Garbage In, Garbage Out.”
A velvet painting of Glenn Danzig on the wall. A suggestion of class, of grace, of impeccable taste.
I’m sorry I said your dad had “dick-sucking lips.”
A genie offers you unlimited sexual prowess, but every time you ejaculate, your sexpartner hears the Fail Trombone from The Price Is Right.
She Thinks My Post-Modern Ennui Is Sexy
Oh, you’re a writer AND a comedian? I guess I’d better report your uninteresting ass TWICE.
“Ghost hunter” is just a fancy term for “unemployed.”
Planet Earth: 23725903451 Days Since A Man Was Eaten By A Dinosaur.
Don’t think of it as dying while on vacation. Think of it as a “destination funeral.”
Inside The Actors’ Studio with the cast of Empire Records. It’s very clear that everyone hates Renee Zellweger. Rory Cochrane is very drunk.
If This Covered Wagon Is A-Rockin’, My Wife’s Givin’ Birth To Yet Another Stillborn Child
The best that we can do now is to keep living.
I thought that Starship Troopers was a decent movie. This is my sin.
A 12 month calendar entitled Sexy Amputee Victims Of The Civil War.