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  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    It takes about 3 days to get to the moon. It will take about 4 days for the paycheck I just deposited to be in my account. Just sayin.

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  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    So who else is basting a turkey with four loko?

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    Knubbehthemrscnvtoddguse____CallMeQuellfavstar_popstr8smakIlovetinyrobotsstarshipagent
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    I have had too many exs and not enough Os

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    ixSEANxiabrevi8FlyoverJoelJuarezAfterDarkThe_TakeTheMidnightAcePixelnatedawonger
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Time to take off my morning pajamas and put on my afternoon pajamas

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    ixSEANxiabrevi8FlyoverJoelJuarezAfterDarkIAmAntilia__The_Takeawongerp0rkch0pp
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    You do not live in a "flat", douche face, it's an apartment. You're from Ohio.

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    ixSEANxiFlyoverJoelJuarezAfterDarkThe_Takeawongerp0rkch0ppCutlerishYUCKYBOT
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    who put the soft taco in my glove box?

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    ixSEANxiJuarezAfterDarkIAmAntilia__The_TakeawongerMVAN_1278959547twitsandgigglesazzman
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Nothing gay about a fire breathing armadillo riding on the back of a dragon

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    isaacPRfightgeekixSEANxiabrevi8JuarezAfterDarkIAmAntilia__The_TakeCutlerish
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    ixSEANxi
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Ooops...it's a peach. Whatever. Its still the best pear ever.

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    ixSEANxiJuarezAfterDarkIAmAntilia__The_TakeMVAN_1278959547twitsandgigglesfunnyguyImAVeronica
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Have some tact, people. Handjobs are no laughing matter.

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    ixSEANxiJuarezAfterDarkIAmAntilia__The_TakeDrBadhandsMVAN_1278959547funnyguytnylgn_
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Woke up with a bruised arm, hickey on my neck, and no side mirror on my car. Thanks, twitter. #summerseve

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    JuarezAfterDarkThe_TakeMVAN_1278959547ImAVeronicakabifffSeriousBizznassMissCarlyPantsDonald_Is_Lost
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    I really need to follow sleep tonight. I think it blocked me.

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    ixSEANxiJuarezAfterDarkIAmAntilia__The_TakeMVAN_1278959547funnyguykabifffMissCarlyPants
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Deep Space Nine was so much better than Voyager. But Voyager was still awesome. Related: I'm still single.

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    ixSEANxiJuarezAfterDarkThe_TakeMVAN_1278959547fuddlemarkImAVeronicakabifffthe_dza
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    People suck. I'm moving to robot island.

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    ixSEANxiThe_TakeMVAN_1278959547funnyguyImAVeronicakabifffthe_dzaDonald_Is_Lost
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Just woke up in the middle of the night and the first thing that came to mind was "Night Court was a funny show." It really was.

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    ixSEANxiThe_TakedavidisnotrightMVAN_1278959547ImAVeronicakabifffDonald_Is_LostRyan_Duncan
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    These Mosquitos want my half Jew blood. They want to be the chosen bugs.

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    ixSEANxiThe_TakeMVAN_1278959547funnyguyImAVeronicakabifffthe_dzaDonald_Is_Lost
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Protecting my personal taco

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    ixSEANxiThe_TakeMVAN_1278959547funnyguyImAVeronicakabifffMissCarlyPantsDonald_Is_Lost
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Just keepin it hebrah with my Jews

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    ixSEANxiIAmAntilia__The_TakeMVAN_1278959547ImAVeronicakabifffthe_dzaDonald_Is_Lost
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Hey, person who is supposed to be home sick and so I'm covering your shift today...why does your facebook say "headed to the beach"?

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    ixSEANxiThe_TakeMVAN_1278959547ImAVeronicakabifffMissCarlyPantsDonald_Is_Lostiamnotdiddy
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    Pretty sure @benmarvin is the Kanye West of The Internet

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    IAmAntilia__The_TakeMVAN_1278959547wandywanzbigfleetazzmanEl_Pickerellbautist
  • xgrff
      xgrff @xgrff

    "Ben Marvin became a fan of Niche Digging on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too." I have no words for this.

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    ixSEANxiThe_TakeMVAN_1278959547ImAVeronicakabifffiamnotdiddyTrick_or_tweetarundo_donax
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