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So who else is basting a turkey with four loko?
I would like to go to a bar that is entirely staffed by robots
ALF IN A PANTHERS SHIRT!
It takes about 3 days to get to the moon. It will take about 4 days for the paycheck I just deposited to be in my account. Just sayin.
Four loko took my side mirror
Turns out Sharia isn't the same thing as Shakira
NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT, MAN!
Nothing gay about a fire breathing armadillo riding on the back of a dragon