Fox News "reporters" mock atheist as he actually prepares for the hurricane without praying… http://t.co/5AGajyc

RT @pennjillette: my cock being threatened by TSA 8 years ago http://bit.ly/9DfyeY and the followup http://tinyurl.com/gt73y

Attempted murder suicide today - woman "saving" her daughters from the end of the world. http://youtu.be/3Vj8-_jhFAA Fuck you, Camping.

@exiledsurfer #ows people need yellow vests now... if you can't beat them, confuse them.

Worried about what the news is saying about the Japanese nuclear reactors? Then you need to read this - http://bit.ly/hMuqxv

I will vote for the first candidate who rolls his eyes and says "Oh, for fucksake, Stephen..." into the mic. #elxn41

HEY! YOU CROSSING THE STREET! WHERE'S YOUR WALKING LICENSE? RT @miroslavglavic: @graphicmatt ALL road users should pay a tax #BikeTO #TOpoli

@furrygirl didn't take long for the US to start taking credit for Mubarek's resignation.

@krelnik @mjrobbins exactly. You know who had the worst #TAM2012? People who weren't in attendance.

"I don't know why we need more prisons when the crooks seem so happy in the Senate" -- Jack Layton

City Council of Seattle passes Resolution 31337 in support of Occupy movement. How l33t of them. #OWS

Oh Hell. I didn't think of this... The reason no Rapture in NZ? God is only saving the Real Christians, you know they're all American.

Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me... http://bit.ly/gHH52C

Mubarak to world: "LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

If Miller did this, @tomayorford would complain about the waste of important city resources and time http://tinyurl.com/6yngkvf #TOcouncil

Does YOUR bank have official drag queens? #tdproud2b #Toronto #pride http://t.co/qdeH5QX

This is amazing - science-based org putting in a bid for the EXPELLED properties. http://t.co/m8lXPWQ - I jokingly suggested that too... :)

A month ago, @tomayorrobford calls the story that he wants to get rid of the Jarvis bike lane a RUMOR. http://t.co/kMtIEjd

Going to #TAM9 but can't find a room at the South Point? There are discounted rooms right across the street: http://bit.ly/jHWCRA

Is this a joke? All addresses since BIRTH and religious ceremonies you were part of in infancy? HAS to be a joke. http://t.co/iOJmHq8