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Don't believe everything you think
More trees, less assholes.
Bong rips through time and space
You are an energy we all share
Let's go to Crazytowne.
My best tweets come to me in the shower, where I pee.
I want to babysit the shit out of your kid, but I don't know any lullabies #onlyblackmetal
When I see someone driving and smoking weed, I want to ask "Hey! What's your name on Twitter?"
You were born to be loved
Consider my twitter a neon acid lounge bounce house
All of the above and beyond.
stop eating psychic cat turds.
Sometimes I pray over my weed before I smoke it
I see you typing your tweets with intent
Live tweeting my alien abduction. How do I turn on Location settings?
You're the realist surrealist
Is Facebook MySpace yet?
time is too elusive to watch on a watch