@uncleblazer will you be my alentine? I'll give you the V later.

@kittypurrry2 this reminds me of the time @dominiqueward FF'd herself...ON A WEDNESDAY.

@molls anything for you, girl. ps. i talked to my friend Tina about you on the phone the other night. we're not creepy, i swear.

@lorennadrescher remember when we only talked via twitter. hahah. i love you ♥

@gublernation what if you hat is like "does this guy make me look weird?"

@damienfahey is it polite to tell people why you unfollow them or...? like I'm so confused.

#FF my new friends @alexxpagee @purplerayna_ @britrizzo @carlythekatycat @becca_katycat and also @bohoput0 bc he's obsessed with me. Eeek.

Remember when I cried a river last night when I saw @kittypurrry2 on the big screen? She was literally 4 seats away from me.

. @katyperry and @gwenstefani tweeted at the same time and I actually thought my phone was going to explode because I love them so much omfg

BUBBA GUMP with these pretty gurls named @kittypurrry2 and @dominiqueward :)))))

@molls that tweet sounds like me every Saturday night last semester.

@molls basically she's lost her mind, wears a wig, threw a bong out the window, and needs help. but omg she's so perfect.

@molls I'm the future queen of the internet. Just sayinnnn

gettin real tired of ur shit, iphone. shutting down insta before i can upload a photo. >:(

@maudeapatow I only watch for Joe.

@dominiqueward WHEN HE LIES IT GETS BIGGR LAKJSDLKFJALSKDFJ

if u don't watch @dominiqueward and @jacob_mills 's new video u r ded 2 me.

can u not flood markus' instagram comments with WHERES KATY?! seriously.

@jennyjohnsonhi5 actually I prefer to say HOLA BITCHACHOS!

@katyperry so you won a KCA, but did you read the book reading contest?