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I keep my circle small. Just because we speak doesn't make us cool & Just because we're cool doesn't make us friends!
Everybody please wear your green ribbons to support my battle with Nostrilious Snotfaucetitis.
My new thermal long underwear look like black men's spandex yoga pants. So there's that.
i crash camel into brige
i dont care, i lov it
Piss me off in the grocery store and I'll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check.
Please choose a Sears Portrait background:
1. Winter Wonderland
2. Hitler attempts to put away a Murphy bed
3. Covered Bridge
My favorite part of Grease 2 is when the Cool Rider turns into Rex Manning.
I'm anxiously awaiting the Cover Girl make-up for 50 Shades of Gray, with the flattering plums of recent bruising and deep reds of rug burn.
You were a lot more fun before you converted to Douchebagism.
My personal trainer is Skrillex.
Jesus better take the wheel because I sure took that fourth shot
Right now, I have a slight Southern Comfort accent.
Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some.
I already feel safe in your arms and I'm not even there yet.
Men don't like when you're overly aggressive, or ignore them, or funny, or too fat, or too tall, or straight, or gay, or breathing.
If I knew what I was doing, I'd be doing it by now
All we ever really want is someone to catch fire with ~ and someone to hold our hand while we both burn
Probably my favorite guitar solo is the Beverly Hills 90210 theme song.
I don't live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to about a week before paycheck.
"Food Stamp Cuts: Families Will Face Tough Choices"
Like now you can only buy 2 cartons of cigarettes with my tax money this week
ღ I'm a little random, a tad crazy and I'm THAT girl thats just out of your reach. xoxo ♫ ♎ ☠ ✯