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Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.
If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
Instead of saying "real life" we should just call it "offline"
My heart is just as delicate as your balls. We don't want them getting hurt now do we?
Of all the lies I tell, "I was joking!" is my personal favorite.
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.
Some days the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Kids today have it too easy. Just once I'd like to see them have to go thru the trouble of blowing into a video game just to make it work.
I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Magician.
Dance like no ones watching. Sing like no ones listening. Live everyday like Maury told you its not your baby.
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music illegally, I hope they split us up by music genres.
They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
When I'm in the shower, rinsing off my hair dye I sometimes act out scenes from a low budget slasher movie....
I want to run through the jungle
The wind in my hair and the sand at my feet
In need of a beer pong partner... If you're not super cute, then you better be the nuts at pong.
Sometimes I find myself contemplating the meaning of life.. especially after a Jersey Shore marathon.
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.
Tip for success: Use multicolored duct tape, it makes the hostages feel more at home.
ღ I'm a little random, a tad crazy and I'm THAT girl thats just out of your reach. xoxo ♫ ♎ ☠ ✯