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My heart is just as delicate as your balls. We don't want them getting hurt now do we?
If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
Instead of saying "real life" we should just call it "offline"
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.
Of all the lies I tell, "I was joking!" is my personal favorite.
It's 1:13 am and I'm listening to roxette. That should tell you all you need to know about me.
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music illegally, I hope they split us up by music genres.
Dance like no ones watching. Sing like no ones listening. Live everyday like Maury told you its not your baby.
Some days the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Beginning to think I'm the only person dead or alive that doesn't watch the walking dead.
Kids today have it too easy. Just once I'd like to see them have to go thru the trouble of blowing into a video game just to make it work.
They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Magician.
The oxen got stuck in mud.....lose 4 days.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
When I'm in the shower, rinsing off my hair dye I sometimes act out scenes from a low budget slasher movie....
I want to run through the jungle
The wind in my hair and the sand at my feet
In need of a beer pong partner... If you're not super cute, then you better be the nuts at pong.
ღ I'm a little random, a tad crazy and I'm THAT girl thats just out of your reach. xoxo ♫ ♎ ☠ ✯
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