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Can someone tell me..What do you do when you don't know what to do???
Tip for success: Use multicolored duct tape, it makes the hostages feel more at home.
I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
You can now buy "Throwback" Pepsi that is made with real sugar. When will they start selling throwback Coca-Cola made with real cocaine?
To make it stand, u wet it. To make it wet, u suck it. To make it stiff, u lick it. To get it in, u push it. Threading a needle isn't easy.
Whenever I feel bad about myself I stop and think "it could be worse, I could be Lindsay Lohan." Then I always feel much better.
It's only a matter of time before the security camera footage at Wal-Mart becomes a reality TV show!
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