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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.
Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
I don't know why I don't buy more piñatas. Like right now I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
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