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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
I don’t care if it’s 4 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
If I were a cannibal, I'd work at a tanning salon. That way my dinners would cook themselves.
You're a cactus. I'm a balloon. Our love is impossible.
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.
ღ I'm a little random, a tad crazy and I'm THAT girl thats just out of your reach. xoxo ♫ ♎ ☠ ✯