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I'd like to thank Miley for using a big foam finger to point out all the culture-lacking, average type people that care what pops stars do.
My dog just fucked the shit out of a scarf.
The very best social media moments have an element of, "Fuck it, I'm going all in".
Bringing along a bottle of wine and my journey CDs so everyone knows me and my cougar friends are down with the young men.
So, I'm rusty on this whole dating thing. It's a "no" on duct taping their mouths shut?
I'm almost 40yrs old and I still have not figured out what two four-letter words to get tatted across my knuckles.
Sending love to all the single moms that hustle their asses off to give their kids a Christmas every year.
I don't wanna be racist but a stranger botherd me while I was working in my yard. If anything happens to me, the chubby ginger did it.
It's a beautiful thing to look at your child and see a version of yourself without the fucked up parents.
Parenting has helped me realize I am not into long term relationships. I'm good for 3-4 years tops.
Hey boys, when you unhook our bra with one snap are we to react as if that's an amazing trick we've never seen? rip it off, you pussy.
Relationship Status: A bald man on plenty of fish is threatening to "take me out of his favs if I don't write him back"
My daughter will be old enough to buy a gun soon. Related, I've stopped calling her from 3 rooms over to hand me something two feet away.
When it doubt, just spell YOU ARE out. PLEASE.
testing the kids pain meds for safety. (and quality)
I work in my PJs, take naps on the reg & dominate the digital landscape. If they're not talking about you, they're talking about someone else.